"I told her I’d wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who’d give me a ride home."
"But the sad truth is that the truth is sad"
Lemony Snicket, The Carnivorous Carnival (p. 144, l.22 ff)
"I have my ways of playing with death."
"No Good Can Come Of This" by Katatonia (via wehavetodie